THE PETTY BAKERY WELCOMES YOU TO BEGIN TROLLING

Serving the Savages in Central North Carolina and Southern Oregon areas!

You know that feeling you get when your taste buds are happy, your ego is satisfied and you’ve gotten a good laugh? That’s what happens to every person who orders from The Petty Bakery. Our baked goods are made freshly every day with the the finest, most delicious, local ingredients. Order your cakes from us when you want to pull an office prank, when your spouse/children upset you, when you want to dump someone or when you just need a good laugh! Nothing shows you care more than freshly baked goods with a message stating what they truly deserve! Instead of the old “Happy Birthday, Mark!” how about you say what you really feel and have “PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN” written across his funfetti cake?? We’d love to see your level of pettiness come alive while you customize your nemesis’s cake to savage-level perfection.

20% of our sales go to The Project Hope Foundation in order to help homeless children stay off the streets and get an education! It is important to be aware that while some can afford a cake as a gag gift, there are others who can not afford one bite to eat. We want to take responsibility in giving our children a better life because their future depends on our actions today.

We look forward to serving you our freshest bakery sweets and treats in Winston-Salem, NC and Southern Oregon.

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Background

Founded in 2015 by two young ladies who were tired of the same old boring $15 cake from Walmart. They have been committed to serving up delicious goodies to all of our customers for many years until one day they received a special request from one of their customers and the madness began! A lady wanted nothing more than “K.” written in red on a 6 inch Vanilla Cake and upon realizing that was the pettiest order ever received, a brilliant idea was born! Let’s make customizable prank cakes! The Petty Bakery provides a delightfuly sweet experience by inspiring a lighthearted sense of humor that gives an array of fun and satisfaction in our workplace.

Our team of professionals create top quality, imaginative and delicious baked treats, and make sure to respond positively to the needs of the community. Whether you’re looking to slay your rude neighbor, tell your teacher goodbye, prank your boss or light a fire under your partners rear, we’ve got just the thing for you.

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